Five Guns and One Free Hand Man - A Children's Story Book

CH 1 Five Guns and One Free Hand Man

The man rode his horse into town.

Three women stood by the gate,

Their names were Velma, 

Daphne and Thelma.

An important side character, 

Louise, looked out of the window,

And glanced upon the stranger

On the horse.

The plates she was washing shattered with such great force,

As she ran into her house.

“We are in danger!”

The stranger was a Caucasian man,

His hands were on two pistols.

The other men in the town looked at him,

As he passed by.

He said, “Good day!”

Then, the townsfolk started shooting at him.

His horse neighed,

And the stranger also started shooting,

Lead bullets he sprayed.

He killed three men, as they screamed

And the remaining ducked

The bullets missed the dude

As he planned his next move.

He fired two more shots at the villagers,

And missed twice

“He is reloading!” said one bloke.

His friend replied “Nice!”

The poor fellow jumped out of a barrel,

And started shooting.

The stranger was reloading, 

But continuously shooting.

“This is no ordinary man!” the man ranted.

“Seems to me, he is a mutant”

The stranger removed his blanket,

And from underneath, an SMG was blaring.

His bullets ruined the blanket,

Not that he was caring.

By now, the ambush was mostly over

The attacker lay dead.

The stranger was scanning the area,

Slowly moving his head.

“Take me to your leader!”

He said, as he fired three more rounds.

He also shot the reader,

As he scanned the grounds.

“Stop shooting” said a man

“Our leader is in that shed”

He said as he pointed with his head,

Because his arms were up in surrender.

CH 2 Boss Fight

The boss was a man named Gustavo,

He was hiding inside a wooden shed,

Wearing all black, and an eye patch,

He had a bandage draped around his head.

He also had a dog,

Because he was the boss.

Gustavo let his hound loose,

As the stranger showed up to the shed.

For some reason the stranger didn’t shoot.

He tried to dodge the mutt instead.

He ran behind a corner,

And the dog got distracted.

The stranger went into stealth mode

And wrapped the dog inside his blanket.

Gustavo saw the stranger,

And fired a shot.

Because he had five guns in five arms -

And the blanket dog was feeling hot,

He had one free hand,

So, he also fired a shot.

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When Velma, Daphne and Thelma

Met Louise,

She was standing next to a flag.

“They are all dead”

She said as she started to hoist it.

“What do you mean?”

The three women asked.

“They are all –

Zombies!”

CH 3 Zombies

The four of them started running uphill,

Because that was the only direction

The undead were not.

The zombies slowly chased after them,

But could not catch up.

Because undead creature’s bodies

Are largely ineffective.

The women had a slight struggle

But were able to reach another settlement.

There, Louise met an Asian kid.

And asked, “Aren’t you from the Last of Us 2?”

“No. I am an original character”

The boy replied,

“I survived page 22.”

And with friends too,

The Asian boy went to his house.

CH 4 The Asian Boy

The Asian boy and his two friends walked down the road

They survived this long because they were fast acting.

The road was dusty, and the local radio was broad casting.

“Please, everyone. We need you to do the side missions.

Also, be safe on the road.

Zombies do not have minds.

There are rumors of zombie car drivers.

Not a big problem, because they are blind.”

The Asian kid put an earphone in his ears,

“Uo. Is that music from Band – Maid?”

Asked the girl. “I hope it is paid.”

“Nope. I am Asian.” said the boy,

“This was illegally downloaded.”

“Wait. If this is your house?”

“Why are we breaking in?”

The boy replied, “This is the zombie apocalypse.

No one has time for keys.”

He poured all of them some water,

And added a spoonful of something else,

“What was that?” asked his friend.

“Nothing”, he replied “Just ORS”.

THE END